"She loved him to the moon and back...but sometimes wished he would just piss off there" Romance with a reality check. This brilliantly blunt greeting card is made for couples who love each other dearly… but also know that true love occasionally comes with an eye roll and a wish for a one-way ticket to space. Featuring a cosy couple holding hands on the sofa, this card is perfect for anniversaries, Valentine’s Day, or just giving your other half a loving little roast. It’s sweet, it’s cheeky, and it’s guaranteed to get a laugh.
Size: 13cm x 18cm
Blank inside
Cello wrapped
Paired with a Brown Kraft Envelope
Printed with vegetable inks onto lovely thick card 260gsm 
Designed and printed in the UK on FSC-certified card
100% recyclable